Coffee: Because You Can't Drink Bacon T-Shirt — Funny Breakfast Lover Tee

Soft, comfy, and made to be lived in — because your coffee obsession deserves a shirt that keeps up. Our tees are crafted from 100% ringspun cotton that feels like a warm hug in a mug, true-to-size and pre-shrunk so what you order is what you get. We use ethically grown and harvested US cotton, proudly made, packaged, and shipped right here in the USA. Wear it on your third cup. Wear it on your sixth. We won't judge.

Your Serial Brewer tee deserves the same care and devotion you give your morning brew. Follow these simple steps and it'll stay as fresh as a perfectly pulled espresso — for years to come.

1. Wash and dry inside out. Simple but crucial — like remembering to actually turn the coffee machine on.
2. Low temperatures, mild soaps only. Your shirt isn't a marshmallow at a campfire. Keep the heat low and the suds gentle.
3. Resist the extra spin. We know it's tempting, but over-spinning does more harm than good. Some things in life just don't need to go faster.
4. Air dry when you can. If you're tumble drying, keep it away from heavyweights like jeans and towels — your tee didn't train for that fight.

Shipping

Good news — FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $75, because your coffee budget deserves a break. Orders are typically brewed up and shipped within 7 days, with delivery landing at your door in 2–5 days after that. Sit tight, your new favourite shirt is on its way.

Returns

We want you to love your Serial Brewer tee as much as you love your morning cup — no exceptions. If something arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, we've got you covered with a full refund. Just reach out to us within 30 days of your purchase at serialbrewersupport@gmail.com and we'll make it right. Because bad coffee and bad experiences are two things we simply don't serve here.