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The fabric is smooth and breathable, the collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neck comfy — all the small details that make it a lived-in favorite.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt talks the same language as people who collect vintage mugs, laugh at clever puns, and treat coffee like a ritual. Bring it out on slow Sunday mornings, casual hangouts, cafe dates, or while you’re experimenting with a new brew. The design’s muted palette blends seamlessly with neutrals and denim, so it integrates naturally into a comfort-first wardrobe without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eQuality notes: lightweight ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort, tubular knit for a clean silhouette, reinforced shoulder tape and ribbed collar for lasting shape. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification keep things honest behind the scenes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, breathable 153 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; OEKO-TEX® certified\u003cbr\u003e- DTF sleeve\/inner neck prints with DTG main print; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51335728726322,"sku":"45833057526964583581","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":51335728759090,"sku":"31631869648868082725","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":51335728791858,"sku":"21148916267878740511","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51335728824626,"sku":"29160159045902487480","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":51335728857394,"sku":"31373962724658681185","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":51335728890162,"sku":"23390764296673683978","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51335728922930,"sku":"27327659383872354826","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":51335728955698,"sku":"29497628864068105112","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":51335728988466,"sku":"26214787063493611357","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51335729021234,"sku":"12085789984981962311","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51335729054002,"sku":"81126615513643121832","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":51335729086770,"sku":"17929289214995331730","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51335729119538,"sku":"24423134320004541184","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51335729152306,"sku":"24669658235464930694","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":51335729185074,"sku":"27617240610617005391","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51335729217842,"sku":"29427029898605709078","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51335729250610,"sku":"29514337443415179762","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":51335729283378,"sku":"29347038483108697458","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/4559\/8770\/files\/12344080264256539663_2048.jpg?v=1781815279","url":"https:\/\/uhp5mk-7c.myshopify.com\/products\/chemically-dependent-coffee-t-shirt-but-having-a-great-time-retro-coffee-cartoon-tee","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}